Me: Happy Birthday, Kat! You’re six! You know what this means, don’t you? It means you have to get a job.
Kat: Oh.
Me: You have to start earning your keep. What are you going to do?
Kat: I guess . . . I guess I could have a lemonade stand.
Me: Good idea. You have to sell a lot of lemonade, though.
Kat: Or I could own a hotel.
Me: Hmm . . . How old are you again?
